WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Nurse Ratched 6:27 Thu Aug 16
Could we build a WHOer...
...from our missing body parts?

For example, I am missing my tonsils. Oooh Morley (IIRC) is missing a bollock.

You lot?




Yeah, I know, but at least it isn't politics.

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Mart O 8:38 Sat Aug 18
Re: Could we build a WHOer...
Oh, it'll definitely be a cunt all right...

gph 7:27 Sat Aug 18
Re: Could we build a WHOer...
Won't jerking knees and incontinence be a bit of a problem?

BRANDED 7:10 Sat Aug 18
Re: Could we build a WHOer...
You take a load of piss, hot air and high hopes and sprinkle with the mood of storm clouds.

Hammer and Pickle 6:19 Sat Aug 18
Re: Could we build a WHOer...
Yes, if it wasn’t for these misting fans, sitting here in CORDOBA with a cold beer would be less DIVERTING.

Nurse Ratched 6:13 Sat Aug 18
Re: Could we build a WHOer...
It'll run on bullshit produced by we attractive, rich, successful, well travelled WHOers, of course.

Mart O 5:39 Sat Aug 18
Re: Could we build a WHOer...
Ag !

Yeah but it'll be powered by electricity.

Well, that or bitterness, inadequacy or any of the other traits endemic.

gph 5:34 Sat Aug 18
Re: Could we build a WHOer...
Given the source of its bits, it's going to have an average age not far short of twice Zabaleta's

Nurse Ratched 4:48 Sat Aug 18
Re: Could we build a WHOer...
Mart - we need to ascertain if my WHOmunculus can pull up a tree. Or eat a dodgy missionary.

Nurse Ratched 4:45 Sat Aug 18
Re: Could we build a WHOer...
Ha! I just got old, Surf. Can't get away with hair down to your arse when you've turned 50.

SurfaceAgentX2Zero 4:18 Sat Aug 18
Re: Could we build a WHOer...
Boiler suit and DMs as well, Nurse? You gone the whole rug-muncher?

Mart O 4:13 Sat Aug 18
Re: Could we build a WHOer...
How's this going then ? We might need an extra body in midfield today.

Nurse Ratched 4:03 Sat Aug 18
Re: Could we build a WHOer...
Well I'm not anymore.

only1billybonds 3:08 Sat Aug 18
Re: Could we build a WHOer...
Never had you down as being Repunslesque Nurse.

Nurse Ratched 2:46 Sat Aug 18
Re: Could we build a WHOer...
I had my very long hair cut to nape/shoulder length a couple of months ago. That more covers our hair needs.

only1billybonds 2:43 Sat Aug 18
Re: Could we build a WHOer...
Just spoke to my sister,she is having a WIG sort out. Get yaself down the Cotswolds Nurse and fill ya boots.

Hammer and Pickle 2:38 Sat Aug 18
Re: Could we build a WHOer...
Reckon it could handle a WHISK?

gph 2:33 Sat Aug 18
Re: Could we build a WHOer...
Surely an entire skeleton could be created fairly rapidly out of nail clippings.

However, it would be a bad idea to give it heavy manual labour to do

Nurse Ratched 1:47 Sat Aug 18
Re: Could we build a WHOer...
Arf!


My fleet...

Coffee 1:47 Sat Aug 18
Re: Could we build a WHOer...
Aren't they all in use?

Nurse Ratched 1:44 Sat Aug 18
Re: Could we build a WHOer...
We need a functioning backbone. At this rate we might need to improvise with a broom handle.

mattyolmes 1:26 Sat Aug 18
Re: Could we build a WHOer...
I can offer...

Moral backbone and appendix

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